Thursday, December 31, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
X'mas Celebration
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Kherington n Gev?? WTH WERE U GUYS THINKING??
NO!! No no no no no no no no no NO! How did this happen?? I know Kherington had a bad week, and this is probably a big part of why she was eliminated, but she was still a crowd favorite!! I can't believe she's gone now, and GEV! I loved him! He was so great and funny and cute and such a great dancer! I honestly thought Mark and Comfort were going home this week when the bottom four was announced. How could it be Kherington and Gev? This just sucks. I'm sad.
*sigh*
Ok, I guess I just needed a little venting. Feel free to share your feelings on this matter.
>:[
Some boring week : (
Monday, December 14, 2009
LL WAS FCUKING FUN!!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
8/12/09
Bought this month's Galaxie(left) .. adam lambert was the cover!! he looked cool (: nothing much in the mag,this issue is mostly bout music probably ran out of things to write...
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Taylor Lautner!!
In the newest Twilight movie, New Moon, I mean c'mon what did you more enjoy when Edward was going to I don't know kill him self and was like shirtless going out, you know what I'm talking about, anyways OR when Taylor was shirtless..in the rain...shirtless.. Yeah that's what i thought.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Classics
A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made
a mess." "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher.
Next little Lucy raised a hand and said, "Our family are farmers, too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks and the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched." "That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, ma'am! My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Marge. She was a flight engineer during Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a Machete. So .. she drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break. Then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed 70 of them with the machine gun until it ran out of bullets! Then she killed 20 more with the machete till the blade broke; then she killed the last 10 with her bare hands." "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" "Stay away from Aunt Marge when she's been drinking."
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
My parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh, we returned the piano." said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet instead."
"How come?" I asked. "Because," he answered, "with a clarinet, she can't sing."
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie - the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
OFFICIALLY TEAM JACOB :)
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
PATIENCE DARLING : D
SHOUTOUT to LYSS!!
Thursday, November 19, 2009
This is SPECIALLY FOR U, ASS (:
Thursday, November 12, 2009
YEAR END HOLIDAYS =)
Monday, November 9, 2009
Horrific Accident :)
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."